October 2011
“I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.”
—Mitch Hedberg (via simko)
September 2011
Of course I ordered pizza.
And not just one, but two. I’m gonna need food for tomorrow. And bread sticks.
I DIDN’T HAVE LUNCH, OK?!
And I love pizza more than anything else.
I left domino’s encouraging notes on the website because I love the pizza so much.
JUDGE ME TUMBLR.
I have this thing…
where if I don’t eat at work, I don’t have dinner at home. And since it’s rosh hashanah, I can’t eat dinner at the family’s house (yeah, despite my last name being Herskovitz, I am not jewish). So what do I do now? I think either pizza or chinese.
Pizza is winning overwhelmingly… as always.
DECISIONS!
NBC is developing a Dane Cook-starring sitcom?
WHY NBC?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
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Oh John, you are so considerate <3
